PWNED

I ran to the computer to blog this.

So, just now two older women of the Jehovah’s Witness faith came to the door with their Awakes and Watchtowers and because we used to do that, I was being nice and listening to them. So, apparently, was Lynn, because I got shoved out of the front. Here’s the conversation though:

JW: what a beautiful child, blah, blah… do you hope that he grows up in a better world than this one, which has so much terrorism?

Lynn: Yes (tone: you idiot)

JW: Do you really believe that governments can solve this problem?

Lynn: No (uh oh, Lynn’s ‘sweet’ tone)

JW: Let me read to you from the Bible, if that’s all right, about God’s plan for peace.

Lynn: Have you read the old testament?

JW: Of course.

Lynn: Then you know God is a terrorist. (Shuts the door.)

PWNED, man. I’m betting my house is going to either go on the ‘avoid’ list or, God (heh) forbid, the visit twice a month list.