Tonight’s task: complete Xmas newsletter. Why do I write one of these things? I dunno, it’s complicated. And I have a love-hate relationship with them. But this year I think I found a good opener. (This is, honestly, going out.)
I must warn you before you read this letter that you will find no Nobel prizewinners nor million dollar lottery recipients within it. In fact, you will not even find a new pet. It is a particularly ordinary letter from a particularly ordinary family…”
(Why yes, I did read Lemony Snicket, why do you ask? I do credit it.)
