“Noah, please don’t put your sword in your dinner.”
“Noah! Don’t put your sword in Daddy’s dinner!”
“T-Rexes can eat rice.”
“You’ve had enough cauliflower. Yes I know dinosaurs eat cauliflower.”
“You want to be a bad guy? How do you know who’s a bad guy?”
- “Because they scare you” [not a bad answer, at that]
“Time for bad guys to brush their teeth!”
do you have a camera in my house? i swear i had that exact convo with my son at that age lol