It was Space Week at Noah’s camp last week.
Thursday night he would. not. sleep. So I was doing the gentle parent thing: “birds sleep, horses sleep, the sun is going to sleep, it’s your time to go to sleep.”
“I have to go to bed because the sun is going to bed mummy?” [note set-up]
“Yes, Noah, you do.”
*evil gleam in his eyes* “Well then I never EVER have to go to bed because the sun does not go to bed! The earth rotates on its ACCESS and that is why we don’t SEE the sun but it is NOT IN BED. It HAS NO BED!”
!
It’s a toss up between astronomer and lawyer.
He did go to bed. Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO, AND I AM HIS MOTHER.






It’s so funny when they get too smart for you :-) Did you manage to hide the laughter or not bother?
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